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In less than 24 hours, the housemate will be here...I can see my life for the next two weeks to be utterly boring....

Ang taong walang BREEDING, kahit pa naliligo na sa pera, lalabas pa din ang ugaling magaspang!!!

Kung hinde kau magkalevel ng IQ ng isang tao, nku pointless ang discussion, kahit na mega explain ka, hinde pa din magets...

Mamatay na sa inggit mga inggit sa akin....bistado na, nagmamaangmaangan pa....wahahahaha!

Gurlz, present times calls for us to be in sync with the guyz...so kung alam mo na niloloko ka, sabayan mo at ipamukha mo!!!

If you already have what you have wanted all this time, take care of very well. You will be greatly sorry if ever you lose it...

Kung ang inaasam mo ay hawak mo na, ingatan mo! Bka magsisi ka pag nawala sa iyo ito!

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Company rules were made for d BOSS to break dem...After all the BOSS is always exempted from d rules...Make your boss ur role model so that u 2 can break d company rules 1s u r the _ _ _ _! ~SB

Move up in the world by stepping on others! ~SB

Excel in your chosen career by being a shrewed player ! ~Sarcastic Bitch

Be the best at what you do by getting others to do it for you...then HOG all the credits! ~ BQ

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Be the best at what you do by getting others to do it for you...then HOG all the credits! ~ BQ

Be ahead of the others in your job...Take credit for something great that others did. ~Bitchy Quotes

Keep your spirits up when you are feeling low by making sarcastic quotes!

Have a vacation w/out using your leave credits. Pretend to attend a work related training course! (",)

Succeed in your career by getting some1 really good to do your work for you and take the credit for it!!!

Aanhin pa ang talino at galing kung wala kang koneksyon? ~ Pandong